haezelsgus:

"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”

August 22nd 21507 via source

doajiggie:

baby husky and its tennis ball

Omfg this is so cute .__.

August 22nd 275203 via source

socrirninal:

socrirninal:

can you marry your own eyebrows?

this is from 4 months ago but im in love with my hair im so sad

August 21st 7 via

Ok I don’t think you should be barking orders, ok? You know, if I wanted to, I could probably drag your little werewolf ass out into the middle of the road and leave you for dead.

Start the car, or I’m gonna rip your throat out. With my teeth.

August 21st 873 via source